Nonsense. George Lucas is the one who must apologize for this atrocity!
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Sounds like that second clip is a modified clip from when Obi-Wan scares of the Tusken Raiders...or am I crazy? Equally awful, though.
It's true. After all, if it was a terrorist attack, I'd most likely die whether I stayed inside or ran outside (I work about 100 yards from the Capitol). Whereas if it was an earthquake and I ran outside with shit hanging out of my ass, now I look like a fool and smell like shit while standing with my coworkers. Less…
I was at work (I live in DC) when the earthquake hit last week, taking my afternoon shit. People will obviously laugh about the earthquake not doing any real damage, but I work on the third floor of a building apparently made of cardboard, because it was rocking back and forth severely. Being in the bathroom, I had…
Okay, now I may not think Grandland is great, but come on. You thought BILL SIMMONS was going to run the "New Yorker of sports"? Seriously? Bill "Is Roger Clemens the Anti-Christ" Simmons?
It probably doesn't have the requisite following, but I would love to see films based on the Abhorsen series. I loved those books when I was younger, it's just a shame that they would translate into incredibly dark, not-child-friendly films.
Dear Deadspin/Gawker:
Honestly, that's probably the least believable aspect of this scenario.
Either the worst or the best part is that, as a fellow DC resident, you know that we're first on the Goddamn chopping block if a nuclear war does come around. Bad for watching a nuclear war unfold? Undoubtedly. But chances of lingering? Zero!
[I]t should be noted here that getting rid of the draft and making all incoming rookies free agents is far more in the spirit of unbridled capitalism, though that apparently only matters if the beneficiaries of said system are white billionaire cocksuckers.
Ha, perfect! Explains the older crowd!
Unlike Batman, Spider Man, Iron Man, and other popular superhero movie franchises, there wasn't a cartoon based on Thor when I was a kid. That's really all you need to know.
AGREED. Never understood the appeal of Darmok, it was a slow-moving episode that made it tough to suspend my disbelief.
I just never understood why people liked Darmok so much. Never did anything for me, and DEFINITELY can't hold a candle to 'Measure of a Man.'
I'm not an expert, but I'm pretty sure dinosaur bones were all forged and buried by Carl Everett.
Jenn Sterger: "When you sign on as a sports journalist, you've got to be prepared for a little adversity. One has to question the professionalism of a journalist who allows a single athlete dong to become a distraction."
In his "Things You Never See" bit, George Carlin once said, "you never see someone taking a shit while running at full speed."
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Indeed. No further, Serenity!
See, now that I agree with. And had that been the case it would have bombed out in the opening round where it belonged.