This is really lovely.

Is it national Promote Dumb Fucking Stereotypes Day on Jezebel? I am sick of this fucking. shit. in. a. feminist. space!!!! To see this at the top of the comments section no less is tired. I want to believe this is my community but when I see this I just feel sick and sad. Real sad.

I NEVER PUT THIS TOGETHER. MY MIND IS BLOWN.

Holy shit. I had no idea!!! I watched that show when I was a kid with my dad and vaguely remember a Chip. He was no Ryan or Colin in my eyes, though. Awesome!

Why is it acceptable for men to wear jeans and sneakers to an event where the women are in gowns?

You say it's a joke, but jokes are funny, so what you said is not a joke.

Yes because Black people can not sing, listen t or enjoy country music. I think it is against US law.

Jezebel Secrets™: I like Jason Mraz. There, I said it.

Stereotypes about where Black women do and don't belong! HILARIOUS!

C'mon. I know this is your schtick, but ONE night? Just once you couldn't bother to put on a pair of black slacks? Not even tux pants, for god's sake. Just something relatively nice.

I think Whose Line fans would appreciate it if he/you/everyone dropped the formal "Charles" he's trying to push nowadays.

TSwift has enviable posture and looks great, but I wish she'd at least made a nod to the fact that she's at the CMA's and not the Oscars. Some sequins or a bit of fringe, or maybe giant turquoise jewelry. Wear something country!

Connie Britton's hair is my spirit animal.

I don't know who this is but I am LOVING her outfit.

What you call a threat, I call a ray of hope.

Nobody spackles on makeup like the artists at the CMA's. I love it.

Seriously, Connie Britton is one of the most gorgeous women on the planet. I almost said something stupid like "for her age" before remembering she's only in her early 40s. But something tells me she isn't going to look any different when she's in her early 50s. THAT HAIR. I understand why the football team were…

It's like Kacy Musgraves' dress is the H&M knockoff of Carrie Underwood.

I love Elie Saab, and I love Taylor in that Elie Saab.

Don't let the door hit ya where the good Lord split ya!