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Sprinkles! Sprinkles!

Sadly for me, I did know better but was too lazy and "cool" for sunscreen. That's what saddens me about her photo and caption — she thinks that look shows admirable dedication, yet it really shows carelessness. I hope she considers being a better role model, especially since she's pretty much the perfect one in

Dear Ms. Nyad,

I'm glad you had your puppy. <3

It's not borderline — it's clear ableism. It's people saying, "I would rather risk my child dying or killing others than risk her having autism." It's disgusting and indefensible.

TOTALLY NORMAL. He said he had something he'd been waiting to tell me since sometimes women didn't like it, and I was expecting a misdemeanor or something, and then he told me he was Jesus, and I was like "LOL no but really," and he just kinda stared, and I started locating my emergency exits.

My awful immediate relatives are finally pushing away my boyfriend and I am miserable about this. I am convinced that since I'm not married yet and I'm pushing 30, I am going to die childless and alone. And I realize the idiocy of that on an intellectual level, but when you grow up in a culture where most women are

You have what is possibly the finest shoe store name ever. You've actually beaten out Michael Scott's "Shoe-La-La." Well done, sis. :)

I was once in a similar situation, and I resolved the issue by making a donation in my colleague's honor to a charity I knew she'd support. (She's an athlete and it was an organization for getting young girls into sports.) I had a notification sent to her to let her know about the donation, but I didn't disclose the

I met a guy who revealed to me on Date #3 that he's the reincarnation of Christ! So there's that.

Aha! So you're the success story! ;) Many congrats and good wishes.

For bar soap, I use Vermont Soapworks. I have (quite literally) bloody awful keratosis pilaris ("chicken skin") and had struggled since childhood to find a soap that didn't result in skin destruction. I found this little company about ten years ago and was ready to weep with joy after my first shower. It's gentle

That is a very obscure but solid reference. Well done.

I never noticed before that she has relatively narrow hips. I'm so used to seeing her in A-lines! It's like I never even knew her. :(

Her father is French, so shouldn't Trebek have technically said "loo-EE" for her surname instead of "LOO-ee"?

I've worked in government jobs almost my entire career, in one of the highest income/education parts of the U.S., working in NYC and Boston regularly. Most of my wardrobe is Lane Bryant, Avenue, Kohl's, JCPenney, Dress Barn, or the Talbot's outlet. Even in the center of state government, in positions heavy on

You have great timing, because I spent 80% of tonight's season premiere trying to figure out where Leslie got the patterned blouse she was wearing in London. Someone please find it! Emergency!

Even her nipple is more talented than us. GOOD GOD, FEY!

The fuck? Where did I mention gender? Rapaport revealed a slew of details that were not public, and he literally profited off her downfall by selling the magazine article and then doing paid interviews after. The point is, her issues were public, but not all of the sordid details he put out there.

It's really good to see where she is now compared to a few years ago. There aren't many people who come back from heroin addiction, especially such public problems (Michael Rapaport is still a jerk for airing her dirty laundry), but she at least appears to be doing a hell of a job with her turnaround. I hope it