Fox has, by far, the worst makeup/mortuary department in news.

This is an obvious decision. The average age of FNC primetime viewers is Larry King's grandpa, and no one even talks about Hannity anymore. Replace him with the younger, trendy person and collect better ad revenue. Meanwhile, put Hannity out to pasture with special programming and a weekend slot. Everyone except…

If you want something a little shorter and cheaper but still just as enjoyable and enlightening, there's also Inside Scientology by the great Rolling Stone investigative reporter Janet Reitman. It was one of the sources for Going Clear. You can get the Kindle edition for under $10.

My local chocolate shop has been making this since I was little. They have a lot of beer and booze chocolates as well.

Oh, wow, her old face. Haven't seen that since she was relevant.

He's tried a few times to get a Charlie Rose-style show on one of the networks, but they want him to do comedy if they're going to pay his price tag. (That's how the successor-to-Letterman talk started.)

The rumor for a few years is that Jon has been grooming him to take over. Jon has nearly declined to renew his contract multiple times now. As soon as they announced that Jon was branching out into directing and John would be a long-term fill-in, that was, in my mind, the signal that Jon will be passing it on to him…

Please get her out of the grey, Gawker!

Oh, so this is why I get non-stop Kindle e-mails lately with deals for Vonnegut! I couldn't figure out why they've been promoting his catalogue so hard.

[Missed your sarcasm; point taken]

I'm no expert on scrotum comfort or anything, but I'm fairly positive that is not where the balls go.

Mind you, I am still amused that people (not counting you in this) think he would automatically be offended by this post. If this was shame-play on his part, this post is like Christmas morning.

Yeah, that seam looks way more uncomfortable for his balls than the entire visage does for my delicate sensibilities. But maybe that was his goal? I don't give enough of a shit about what other people wear to spend time analyzing it.

What if you wear them ironically?

There's a fourth-wall break in basically every 30 Rock episode, but this is the best-known one.

The PBS panel scene during the finale of the U.S. Office was a show-within-a-show moment involving the cast directly responding to real questions fans had asked (ad nauseum) on-line about the show. It also featured the most famous Office fan-blogger asking one of the questions.

My fingers are crossed so hard for Lindsay, but I admit to hoping her sober coach isn't a current/prospective boyfriend. It's like dating your AA sponsor. :/ Please be gay and/or celibate, sober coach! Come on, girl, you can do this.

Whatever, dude. I just had a male member of a board I've posted on for four years straight-up call me ugly, and I didn't even flinch, even though his own avatar is definitely a 3/10 WOULD NOT BANG situation. Women of the Internet are just used to this stuff. (Also, I am totally adorable.)

The jokes aren't even clever, though! That's what's so funny to me about it. It's AP Physics, for crying out loud. Periodic table puns, LOL.

Oh, I completely agreeing that they're trying new stuff out. I'm just giving the background on how this mess started.