If you want something a little shorter and cheaper but still just as enjoyable and enlightening, there's also Inside Scientology by the great Rolling Stone investigative reporter Janet Reitman. It was one of the sources for Going Clear. You can get the Kindle edition for under $10.

My local chocolate shop has been making this since I was little. They have a lot of beer and booze chocolates as well.

Oh, wow, her old face. Haven't seen that since she was relevant.

He's tried a few times to get a Charlie Rose-style show on one of the networks, but they want him to do comedy if they're going to pay his price tag. (That's how the successor-to-Letterman talk started.)

The rumor for a few years is that Jon has been grooming him to take over. Jon has nearly declined to renew his contract multiple times now. As soon as they announced that Jon was branching out into directing and John would be a long-term fill-in, that was, in my mind, the signal that Jon will be passing it on to him…

Please get her out of the grey, Gawker!

[Missed your sarcasm; point taken]

I'm no expert on scrotum comfort or anything, but I'm fairly positive that is not where the balls go.

Mind you, I am still amused that people (not counting you in this) think he would automatically be offended by this post. If this was shame-play on his part, this post is like Christmas morning.

Yeah, that seam looks way more uncomfortable for his balls than the entire visage does for my delicate sensibilities. But maybe that was his goal? I don't give enough of a shit about what other people wear to spend time analyzing it.

What if you wear them ironically?

My fingers are crossed so hard for Lindsay, but I admit to hoping her sober coach isn't a current/prospective boyfriend. It's like dating your AA sponsor. :/ Please be gay and/or celibate, sober coach! Come on, girl, you can do this.

Whatever, dude. I just had a male member of a board I've posted on for four years straight-up call me ugly, and I didn't even flinch, even though his own avatar is definitely a 3/10 WOULD NOT BANG situation. Women of the Internet are just used to this stuff. (Also, I am totally adorable.)

The jokes aren't even clever, though! That's what's so funny to me about it. It's AP Physics, for crying out loud. Periodic table puns, LOL.

Oh, I completely agreeing that they're trying new stuff out. I'm just giving the background on how this mess started.

NBC is the network of upper-class Northeasterners and West Coasters. That has been its reputation for decades. Due to that, they try to maintain a brand that focuses on critically-acclaimed shows (30 Rock, Parks & Rec), experimental film-style dramas (Hannibal, Grimm), edgier news magazines not just about women…

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In all seriousness, I think there's a huge difference between aiming to be polite (you) and being terrified of being impolite (way too many women, including — I would wager — Ms. Perry). It's not something I'd make a habit of doing, but at the same time, screw any guy who thinks I'm going to get out from under the…

Couples who won't fart in front of each other aren't even real couples. Let one go, Katy. Let one go and be free.