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I don't really have a comment. I just want everyone to note how gorgeous Rashida Jones is even when she's not trying to be.

Maybe. I'm in Connecticut and regularly change the channel to escape those two, only to find them playing on the other stations. Even the "lite music" stations for workplaces are constantly replaying the rap- free edited "Blurred Lines." It's "Rolling in the Deep"-level saturation. And there's that commercial with

It's getting play, but not "song of the summer" hype. That's going to "Blurred Lines" and that Icona Pop song.

The thing that bothers me most about this song isn't the lyrics or video. It's the fact that everyone is so focused on it that they're ignoring how great "Get Lucky" is. :(

They promised to not make this type of mistake again. So I promise to stop reading them.

/hands over mouth

They'd be annoying instead of endearing, though. Same for Horatio Sanz.

"Hoombas ... a human Roomba. It's that thing of when you put a midget on a skateboard and it slides around on your floor eating garbage."

I drive an hour each way in Connecticut cow country to see my GI. A cousin in Vermont recently drove her son 90 minutes each way for eyeglasses.

Well, this is gonna go over well.

I was actually finding myself wondering if this is more of an imposition on urban people than rural. My family in Vermont are used to driving 30 minutes to see their GP and 45-75 minutes for specialists, so having to drive to their nearest provider probably wouldn't feel like a huge deal. Even in Connecticut, I am

fun fact - Edward chose his title from Shakespeare in Love!

For the record, she keeps restating this every time they go back to her. This clip isn't even of the first instance. She must find her analysis...brilliant.

Hey, hey, we spell it "morans" over here. Know your audience.

At this rate, I fully expect Twiiter to announce the Royal Episiotomy, the Royal Heartburn, and the Royal Table Shit.

When he talks about how he lost his best friend, I can't help but cry. If that poor man has smiled once in the past 15 months, I'd be floored.

The problem is that prescription opiates are now party drugs, so there's the gateway. It's easier to get heroin than pills in many areas, so once you're hooked on opiates in pill-form, it's an easy transition to the needle.

Yes. Yes. I'm from eastern Connecticut, which has one of the highest rates of heroin use in the country, and I have had so many friends "just try it" and then never come off. At least five kids I grew up with who have died of heroin ODs — so far. And the rich kids who aren't willing to use needles either snort it

And when he does that face, he means it.

He's basically the Johnny Appleseed of murderers.