At this rate, I fully expect Twiiter to announce the Royal Episiotomy, the Royal Heartburn, and the Royal Table Shit.

When he talks about how he lost his best friend, I can't help but cry. If that poor man has smiled once in the past 15 months, I'd be floored.

The problem is that prescription opiates are now party drugs, so there's the gateway. It's easier to get heroin than pills in many areas, so once you're hooked on opiates in pill-form, it's an easy transition to the needle.

Yes. Yes. I'm from eastern Connecticut, which has one of the highest rates of heroin use in the country, and I have had so many friends "just try it" and then never come off. At least five kids I grew up with who have died of heroin ODs — so far. And the rich kids who aren't willing to use needles either snort it…

And when he does that face, he means it.

He's basically the Johnny Appleseed of murderers.

He's the most dangerous one in the bunch — well, aside from the murderer with the gun — because he comes across with that gentle voice and tone, seeming so innocent and well-intended, and then he sneaks in a "Georgie would be better off if he had been born Black" type of thing, and people are more likely to buy it…

I keep hoping gas station attendants will give free Skittles to the entire Zimmerman family.

Remember that the next time you skip jury duty. If those smart and privileged enough to escape jury duty keep doing it, we'll keep getting acquittals like this. It's more of a duty than ever for the intelligent to do their civic duty.

You reminded me about how, while she was on the stand, you could see that this murder had transformed her so abruptly from "girl" into "woman." How awful to have that be the defining experience that hits during your youth. How awful to your final emotional growth-spurt be caused by hearing your best friend plead for…

Today I used "Zimmerface" to describe the gloating look a colleague gave when she narrowly escaped getting reprimanded. And everyone knew what I meant.

This is trending on Twitter in response to Juror B37. Something right is going on in the world.

Orange soda for all.

Ah yes, those annual conventions during which the Black community sends its delegates from every barbershop and city stoop to vote on important matters of "policy."

His brother confirmed Saturday night that Georgie plans to get his gun back. His attorney, as shown right in this article, says he plans to carry the gun. How do you figure no one has said he plans to collect?

People are just trying to live their lives

Your comment illustrates exactly why they chose to demonstrate on the freeway. So...mission accomplished, I guess.

Fuckemboth, if ya knows what I means. *cigar-wiggle*

Because this is the first time Los Angeles has ever experienced gridlock on the freeway.