Have you ever read CAndy slash? It is...intense. Yes.

What the hell color is that for Connecticut, Rhode Island, and New Jersey? Moderate improvement? It's making me disbelieve everything my 5th grade social studies teacher taught us about using the key.

I was hoping someone would have posted this already. <3

Should not be occasional. Trust your instincts.

He went through a chubby phase in the late '90s/early '00s — you can see it big-time in YouTube clips from back then — but he's slimmed down and toned up a *lot* since the whole "Tonight Show" debacle. I saw his tour documentary, and you can actually see him getting slimmer and firmer as the tour goes on due to how…

Conan's had the six-pack for a while now. His surprisingly good body has been something of a running joke on the show for a while; he often invites guests to feel his stomach. He also stripped down recently with Ricky Gervais.

My entire generation had bad Angelfire websites. This one is so far from the worst. At least there's no swirly tiled background, neon marquee, or splash page featuring a WB show.

As an actual Calhoun, I still have no idea what OP's talking about.

I'm a Calhoun. :(

GET SOME GIFS AND COME BACK AND SEE ME.

I get that song stuck in my head fairly regularly. Damn you, Robert Smigel!

Whawhaha? That's a huge total for *anyone*. The fact that she reads THREE HUNDRED BOOKS is what makes it remarkable, not her demographics.

Related: Are you single? Can I buy you a drink?

Nothing starts my morning off right like a cup of watery pesticide juice.

Sorry, but Baltimore has almost nothing in common with the North. D.C. actually feels more Northern than Baltimore.

The top writing teams on "Law & Order: SVU" are also female. Maybe all we ladies can write is torture porn?

If you think this is suspicious, you should see how much I know about how my friend Joe's cousin's college roommate is making $5,364/mo working from home.

She didn't buy it; she bought the time on it. You can see the owner's logo on the bottom center of the board, where it says "[illegible]signage.com."

This came up at my workplace. "Please don't wear body sprays" turned into a month-long debate on whether multiple chemical sensitivity is a real thing. I didn't care if it's real or not; I just didn't want to smell people from a mile away anymore.

Billboards are shockingly cheap. You can get them for $500/mo in some areas, $1,000/mo in more populated places. It's one of the least expensive, most efficient forms of advertising. So yeah, it's a lot of money, but not unthinkable for most people. Hell, people spend more than that on phones.