I was hoping someone would have posted this already. <3

Should not be occasional. Trust your instincts.

He went through a chubby phase in the late '90s/early '00s — you can see it big-time in YouTube clips from back then — but he's slimmed down and toned up a *lot* since the whole "Tonight Show" debacle. I saw his tour documentary, and you can actually see him getting slimmer and firmer as the tour goes on due to how…

Conan's had the six-pack for a while now. His surprisingly good body has been something of a running joke on the show for a while; he often invites guests to feel his stomach. He also stripped down recently with Ricky Gervais.

As an actual Calhoun, I still have no idea what OP's talking about.

I'm a Calhoun. :(

GET SOME GIFS AND COME BACK AND SEE ME.

I get that song stuck in my head fairly regularly. Damn you, Robert Smigel!

Whawhaha? That's a huge total for *anyone*. The fact that she reads THREE HUNDRED BOOKS is what makes it remarkable, not her demographics.

Related: Are you single? Can I buy you a drink?

Nothing starts my morning off right like a cup of watery pesticide juice.

Sorry, but Baltimore has almost nothing in common with the North. D.C. actually feels more Northern than Baltimore.

The top writing teams on "Law & Order: SVU" are also female. Maybe all we ladies can write is torture porn?

If you think this is suspicious, you should see how much I know about how my friend Joe's cousin's college roommate is making $5,364/mo working from home.

She didn't buy it; she bought the time on it. You can see the owner's logo on the bottom center of the board, where it says "[illegible]signage.com."

This came up at my workplace. "Please don't wear body sprays" turned into a month-long debate on whether multiple chemical sensitivity is a real thing. I didn't care if it's real or not; I just didn't want to smell people from a mile away anymore.

Billboards are shockingly cheap. You can get them for $500/mo in some areas, $1,000/mo in more populated places. It's one of the least expensive, most efficient forms of advertising. So yeah, it's a lot of money, but not unthinkable for most people. Hell, people spend more than that on phones.

On a September 11, no less.

Jokes are hard.

Like most Nutmeggers, I had completely forgotten that we even have high school football until this happened.