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Heh, that was my first thought.

Oh, sweet! I run a book review blog and just got an ARC of this trainwreck. Looking forward to reading/demolishing it now.

Nutella. All of the Nutella. BACK OFF MY NUTELLA.

Since Jezebel has deemed Adam Scott its readers' collective boyfriend, is there space for a collective girlfriend? Any Beyonce thighlights?

Moore's also been a guest on that unwatchable Piers Morgan shitstorm a few times, I do believe. At least Sharpton can be entertaining, what with the alliteration and all.

Yeah, they didn't put that in the brochure for some reason.

I was going through the college admissions process not long after they made the change, and they were inundating me and my peers with their brochures, trying to lure us to scenic wherever-the-fuck Michigan with all these summery scenes of kids outside playing beach volleyball and hackeysackin' it up. I guess they

My favorite comment I've read on-line about this was one from some jackhole whining on Topix that what really makes it racist is that it assumes there aren't any white Jamaicans. Those poor white Jamaicans; they can never get a break in life.

I'm local to this and am already so sick of all the "LOL old ladies having sex" stories in our local coverage. It's like a weird combination of old-shaming and slut-shaming and it's just boring the hell out of me now. Old people have sex and some of them get paid for it. Not news.

"Roger and Me" is a classic, but otherwise, I have no use for the guy. The fact that he's always popping up on cable news now as a Serious Political Commentator worries me.

The only thing I know about this show is that the guy who played Preparation H Raymond and Minty the Candy Cane Who Briefly Fell on the Ground on Conan's shows is the showrunner, and that means it's a-okay with me.

+1 box of Saltines

By law, this is the only thing American schoolchildren are required to know about him. I'm a historian, so you can trust me on this. Plus, I love a good fat guy story.

Same goes for the writers. I love their interactions on the commentaries and on Twitter. It seems like the best workplace ever indeed.

He really sealed the deal for his whole destiny.

You mean, he /was/ behind it all. "He's dead, Jim."

I love Elie Saab like nobody's business, but just once, I would like to see him take a risk and stop putting out what are effectively the same gowns season after season. His idea of mixing it up seems to be trading in a periwinkle for a lavender.

Elie Saab always looks terrible straight off the rack on more full-figured women, but he tailors really well. I think it was Emily Blunt who wore an off-the-rack gown of his not too long ago where she looked like sausage, and it's not even as if she's the curviest person around, so I have no clue why she didn't get

Yes, I also remember the Internet from not long ago.

Or any Hampshire College student.