Right?

Thank you for apologizing, especially because I was just about to e-slaughter you for that one. Love, 44DD.

Kucinich could be a contender. What did he use for swearing-ins?

Lest anyone forget, O'Reilly is the most moderate commentator on that channel.

I'd like to take this moment to remind everyone, on behalf of the Nutmeg State, that Greenwich is not actually in Connecticut. It is its own micronation of Peter Brant IIs, Bush cousins, and other assorted assholes.

My father asked me how "the rape guy did," and I died a little inside when I realized I wasn't sure which one he meant.

The link is now dead.

Agreed. Gymnastics is more about form than quantity. This is the reverse.

Somewhat off-topic, but as a New Englander, I am always fascinated by how professional the high school football scene is in Texas. The lights! The fields! The crowds! The actual talent!

"which I have not known a heterosexual person to use"

South Asian American vs. South Asian? Kaling's from a posh suburb of Boston, whereas I think the actors on "Outsourced" were actually born in South Asia. (I think...been a while since I even thought of that show.)

I think it's pretty clear that's what Conan was actually getting it. Davies seems to have completely missed that (willfully?).