Actually, I just made it up. But I know if Rollins was asked about this, he'd react in the same way. The man doesn't have any patience for such jackassery.

Hell if I know. Maybe they think pure thoughts and hold hands or something.

Aaaaaaaand with this image in mind, I am now thoroughly terrified.

Women are made of awesomeness, but regrettably aren't full of candy...I'm as disappointed as you.

And just what did they think was going to come out of the wombs of pregnant women? Candy or something? Did these chucklefucks sleep through that part of health class?

The butt-hurt is strong with this one...either that, or someone is still a tad upset about having his junk referred to as "cute" by his now ex-girlfriend.

"Remember, if you can’t afford it in cash you don’t deserve it."

Something else to consider...I wonder what the good Mr. Rollins would say about this chucklefuck's assertion that masturbation is shameful? If guys like Henry Rollins are embarrassing, then I hope and pray I am never cool.

I say this as a red meat-eating, bookshelf building, and positive mental attitude havin' man: there is a world of difference between truly bettering yourself and building yourself at the expense of other people.

Believe me, so-called "shy girls" are not to be trifled with. They tend to be the toughest people anyone can meet.

When asked to comment on "32 Things Every Man Should Do", international icon of manliness and badass Henry Rollins simply responded as follows...

Believe me, you're not alone. We non-jackass Christians are more numerous than you think. Just be a good person, live your faith, and do right by everyone you meet. That's all the good Lord asks of us. God bless you, man.

*headdesk*

You mean when they marry a self-hating gay.

No problem. Plenty of room to bash your head against the desk... *scoots over and offers you a chair*

=facepalm=

@ScaryMerry: Well, I was meaning to take a trip to Colorado anyway...

I'm not a violent man, but this guy sure sounds like he's angling for a punch in the face.

@spaw03: That would certainly explain his half-assed bass playing.

@LongLiveTheThing: Nope. That distinction would belong to one Ronnie James Dio. I think Simmons is either trying to ape Spider-Man or prove that he has a tenuous grasp of ASL...