I had a horrified, whimpering look on my face. My husband said "oh that wasn't so bad." I replied "IT'S NOT HAPPENING TO YOU!"

That women should have a little respect for her Doctor, Her vaginal birth has a good chance of interfering with his golf game. Pregnant women are so selfish, they act like giving birth is all about them and their babies.

good luck lady! the women of gawker are holding your hand.

Good luck! You'll be okay. I said that like a mantra—I'll be okay, I'll be okay. And I was!

You lose credibility when you attempt to argue that the word threat only means credible threat. He threatened it. You don't think the threat was credible, and you may have a point (although his later "I'm going to come to your place of business" tweet undermines your position), but that doesn't erase the threat.

Best wishes for a successful, relatively quick delivery! :)

I feel like you should have your adult card (seeing rated R movies, buying alcohol, voting, that sort of thing) revoked when you say things like, "My daddy knows some pretty important people."

Good luck!

assists neglected Kenyan kids by providing food, housing, clothes and religion

I want to passive aggressively post this to the Facebook wall of a neighbor of mine who thinks Trader Joe's is the fucking second coming. HAVE SOME LISTERIA, INEXPLICABLY BRAND-LOYAL HIPSTER.

Try being in your 60s. I haven't given a fuck in so long, I can't remember when I did.

When Black women do this to white feminists, it's called being combative.

FYI all you sassy young feminists: The over-40 set has been copping this attitude for a looooong time.

Welcome to the club, my friends! xo

To be fair, I ALSO laugh at pictures of me when I'm naked.

They're not reading my fan fiction role play, right? RIGHT?

Old and boring finally pays off! No nekkid pictures of me!

I saw them walk down the street together once. They were perfect. Eleven feet tall and blindingly beautiful. The whole world stopped to admire them and then we wept.

Unrelated or perhaps somehow related story: a dominatrix friend of mine from 90's Los Angeles claimed Goldblum liked mistresses to poop on him. Just thought I'd share that.