FaithM
FaithM
FaithM

Look, I'm just saying that it's rude of people to breast feed in places where I'm scooching my bare asshole over the tabletops! It's unsanitary. Please have some consideration for others.

You chose to eat at Denny's. You already rolled the gross and unsanitary dice and came up Snake Eyes.

The thought of fingers/hands in wounds is one of the few things I CANNOT STAND.

Oh god. I had to pop a cyst on my mom's back and drain it..... The tissue over it was really tough and after many sterilized needles and much pressing, it exploded. into. my. fucking. MOUTH. INTO MY MOUTH. It was warm and salty. The smell was on my hands for days. And in the end it had to be removed by a doctor

That is definitely what it seems like a lot of the time. When I got my wisdom teeth out, the oral surgeon was so kind and caring it shocked me. I wished he could be my doctor for everything. If I didn't think he would take it the wrong way, I would have asked him if he could give me a pelvic exam so I could avoid

May I suggest not wearing pants at all but perhaps some sort of loose, overalls based ensemble? Maybe with a couple accessories to make it pop?

Right there with ya, except hitting 39 weeks this weekend so . . . starting to realize not only is he coming out, but it could be like tonight. If you figure out the fast forwarding (I'd take just 6 months until night feedings stop!) let me know.

I've started combatting this sort of stupidity in my day-to-day life by checking every single idiot who excuses rape with a bullshit excuse. It started with my dad, who is normally wonderful, making some sort of, "She was asking for it," remark, which I followed up by an acid, "Oh, and was I?" and some reminders about

Please don't let stuff like this freak you out. I have two children and the experience with the second one was so much easier! And even though they'll fight like crazy (probably), they'll also keep each other occupied.

fuck everything. fuck tech workers

WELL WHAT IN THE HELL CAN I EAT THEN

A 14 year old virgin for every 40 year old man! All our problems are solved!

I read that Washington Post headline, and all I could say was, "Damn." No other response was possible, just a single damn followed by stunned silence.

I've figured it out. This is the creeping madness that heralds the awakening of Cthulhu in watery R'lyeh! Rejoice! Soon you will be reduced to gibbering insanities as the priest of the Old Ones arises to retake the world that is rightfully His! Ia! Ia!

Here's their new, improved headline.

BREAKING NEWS: Domestic violence is no more. Sources say that reports of domestic disputes have dropped to zero.

Paul Begala nailed it, "If the president cure cancer tomorrow, the right would be complaining that he was putting oncologists pout of work."

No joke, this old sack of balls got his BA from Trinity College in 1962, which is precisely one billion years ago. Also, seven years before the school became coed. So he knows exactly 0.0000 about what he is talking about.

and this is what the rest of the courtroom was wearing.

Pay equality isn't the whole problem though? Most low paid labor around the world is done by female factory workers. So, let's say the male factory workers are making 1USD/day of work. Miraculously, the female workers also get 1USD/day of work. That still doesn't solve the problem that their labor is still being