One final note: to everyone who stopped by this thread simply to jerk off: welcome.

So I finally showed him this and all of these responses.

Holy shit, what the fuck am I reading?

I'm a guy........ who's married....... and has children. Are you male or female then?

Oh my god, I love you - keep going!

OP is a certified WebMD and has diagnosed the accused with generalized crazy disorder, a serious condition which always causes violent behavior. Read a fucking book dude!

I am in a hotel in Washington, DC, and my boyfriend is taking a bath, reading. I barge in, demanding to know if all men are terrible, eyes blazing. He tries to calm me down, but I am upset.

What the hell is your problem?

Every! Fucking! Day!

So clearly the whole "we need guns for safety" argument is BS if you don't care how many kids die so you can have them. You want them because you want them. It's fucked up.

This is what we get for spending an election cycle glorifying mediocrity and "down-home-ness." This is the only country in the world where being uneducated and opinionated is a publicly valued combination.

In a stunning turn of events, Baby Boomer White Man makes it all about him.

This caused me to have a Twitter meltdown yesterday. It is now confirmed verbally: conservatives believe that victims of gun violence are necessary collateral damage to their "right" to own personal firearms.

I seriously doubt my fellow liberals in South Dakota (S'up you two) are saying anything bad about this asshole just because she's a woman. If they're saying anything, it's because she's an asshole.

Right now, my "would if I could afford it" thing is Latisse. I wanna grow more eyebrows, fuck yeah. I don't care if I grow a horn or something as a side effect.

Little teeny baby yogurts!

It is made of pink beef slurry, but it is ok. It is mostly chemicals and won't ever spoil.

Lindy. That anal joke.

Yeah, when my husband feels the baby kick, it's pretty much over. I hate it when the baby gets excited at the same time as me - stop moving! Mom is having her fun time and does NOT want to think about you right now!

my first pregnancy, my husband called our daughter the guard dog. He'd be trying to start something and she would start beating the shit out if my internal organs. There was a whole "don't touch my mom!!!" Speech he gave. My uterus hurts just thinking about it.