I went on a whale watch in Maine with my family when I was like thirteen (and thus easily embarrassed). Welp, the waves were more than almost everyone on board could handle and the whole boat became a giant puke machine as literally like 95% of the passengers and crew started barfing, into barf bags or wherever it…

While waiting for a bus in Philadelphia, I saw a homeless man "reading" the paper upside down, fold it up, put it under his chin, drop his pants, unfold the paper, position it under his ass and take a shit in it.

I didn't witness it but once, I walked under the scaffolding the homeless people in my neighborhood sleep under and it smelled so much like pee that I threw right the fuck up in the street. And that, kids, was the day I knew I would never be a Real New Yorker.

So you do not believe men ever come across as entitled, yet you write a comment that is seventeen paragraphs long about how women are wrong to share their experiences in a forum aimed at women, because you personally have not encountered the same experiences?

Biebs looks like he was playing cops and robbers when his mom made him to put on a hat to protect that pale skin.

One woman once told me that her nipple detached from breastfeeding. My nipples inverted in fear after hearing that.

That's udderly ridiculous. *rimshot*

Yeah Scalia, Harlan totally practiced what he preached, especially towards Asian people. Oh wait, just kidding. But it's cool, you go ahead and pluck one phrase out and pretend like that quote alone means nobody has ever been racist in America, ever. You do you, champ. It's not like your words and decisions affect…

I am sitting in a law school library, getting to step my minority ass into the great big world, and read that snarky comment. I immediately thought (not screamed, which I wanted to do) "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?? YOUNG CAREER? LEGALLY ILLITERATE? WHO..WHA...WHY? FUCKING SHIT FUCKERS!"

"Still young career"?

What part of referring to black Americans as three fifths of a person is colorblind?

This joke killed me, send help.

Her work has been commended as strongly vaginal.

In Canada, the Universal Healthcare Kingdom, there IS a difference in the lifespans of poor and rich people...though obviously far from ideal, I would guess even poor Canadians ultimately fare better than poor Americans. Plus, the income gap in Canada is not as wide as in the US...but that's a whole 'nother story. …

Yeah, after I thought about it, I totally get that sentiment.

I hope she has a section on chemical burns.

Like they could survive without wifi and cheetos.

I'm going to have to steal, "There's no rehab for being an asshole." Too true.

I've since informed my father of this, but for a long time, he was unaware that people see what he likes/comments on in their Facebook mini feed. I have, on several occasions, seen him comment on pictures of nearly naked women. In one memorable instance, he was chatting with the OP of a picture, talking about needing…