If I google the term "dutch rudder" I'm going to wish I hadn't, right?

"This church was not built on one man, it was built on The Lord Jesus Christ"

Idk what is up with all of these Mormon apologetics, but they obviously aren't queer. I am sick and tired of people like Catholics and Mormons saying that they believe and contribute monetarily to a faith but "don't support all of their values"- your monetary contributions go directly to anti-marriage campaigns, so…

Do you know the perpetrator and even his religion? Call the police, they're still looking for him!

yup, that's some mousse'n and blow drying with the round brush realness right there

Was it fluffy-haired mc-crazyeyes up there?

ha! that made me laugh :)

I am so done with today.

The most perfect explanation for why paternity leave is necessary was given on an NPR show this morning (LA's station, cannot remember which show or the name of the researcher.) They have done studies and found that when a father does not have time with the baby early on, it sets up a pattern where he never feels…

What made my jaw drop was this statement by Boomer: "Quite frankly, I would have said C-section before the season starts." Really. You would have said. So whether your wife has a major surgery involving the child she is carrying in her body is up to you. Not her. Not her doctor. You.

But I'll bet that REAL Neanderthals didn't call caring for their own offspring "babysitting" and expect a fuckin medal for it.

I think the problem is that they think it is their way or the highway.

YES. That is what always burns me, too. Phyllis Schlafly and Sarah Palin have literally made careers out of preaching about how women shouldn't have careers. Brain asplode.

Evidence.

Jesus Christ, are people infuriatingly, willfully stupid about misinterpreting "Ban Bossy." Nobody fucking wants to literally outlaw the use of the word, fuckdroids. They call it that because it's catchy and alliterative. Do you write angry letters to Pringles demanding to know why the fun stopped after you popped? If…

True story: at my friend's Catholic high school's "sex ed" class, they gave everyone a cookie, but said, "don't eat the cookie until we give you permission." Of course, the impatient, bad kids went ahead and bit into their cookies right away, which—GOTCHA— turned out to be made with salt instead of sugar. All the good…

Technically, couldn't the students then say that passing the candy around with the wrapper on kept the candy from getting dirty. So, by their own standards,

So let me get this straight, Francesa...if someone has a high-paying, high-stakes job like professional baseball player or sports journalist, you should not be afforded the luxury of parental leave because you can pay people to take care of your baby and your spouse? In Francesa's world, I guess minimum wage employees…

Ugh. Jets and Mets people in one story. Why don't you just throw in some Red Sox and Raiders to make this even more unappealing?

They are both grown-ass adults and I don't mean to judge them. But I do. He pulled the most disgusting, clichéd move ever, and the whole thing stinks of some Peyton Place-style bullshit. I don't think we should all have to watch his mid-life crisis unfold.