I'll respect you, Mr. Cavill. I'll respect you all night every night. Sigh.

Yes. I heard that too. So, not only were there plenty of good guys with guns, but they were trained security personnel who clearly could not (through no fault of their own) thwart an attack. WHAT GIVES, GUN PEEPS?!

Here's the thing: The guns bought legally are the guns that get sold into neighborhoods like MINE, where they are used to kill those 32k people a year. What about my "rights?" I'm so tired of the argument that "If criminals want guns badly enough, they'll get them even if they're illegal!" No. Not true. There's lots…

If you make a workplace a PC wasteland and make it a comfortable place for women and people of color, you will miss out on golden innovations like Titstare. Its your choice, feminazis.

I really don't think 50SOG can compete with a sex scene as realistic and scintillating as this:

Shit there's a whole meme built around this ability:

Also there's a hot-dog down the Hall-way joke in there somewhere but I'm to lazy to sort it out.

Does she look at 80s male gay porns? What the hell with that "if" description.

"RUN to your accounts and take down anything that makes it easy for your male friends to imagine you naked in your bedroom."

Pictured: Mrs. Hall in ten years. Her boys still love her very much and she still protects them from women.

"If you are friends with a Hall boy on Facebook or Instagram or Twitter, then you are friends with the whole Hall family," Hall continues (and you probably see a fair amount of teen abs!). That means the entire family analyzes your selfies over dessert and wonders "what you were trying to do? Who are you trying to…

I am so sad. I have such awful diarrhea today and none of it is going in Richard Cohen's slack-jawed mouth. Life is tough.

His post reads like it was written by Drunk Uncle.

Filner said in a statement he wants to leave office to harass women in the private sector now.

Maybe he'll apply himself to academia?

Filner was quoted as saying that this decision isn't in response to the scandal but rather a desire on his part to spend more time creeping out his family.

God, I'm tired of the way the Poors run conversations in America. Wah wah wah. Look at my problems. Look at my baby. Someone should help me take care of it!

I think, when I decide to get pregnant, I'm going to hide it for as long as possible, give birth without announcing it, and disappear to an unknown location with my child until I feel its safe to avoid shit like this. It'll only take 8 years or so

Ugh...I live across the country from where I grew up BECAUSE of my mother, who also works in mental health. You know that saying about the shoemaker's son having no shoes? YEAH. My dad claims my mom went into mental health to figure out what the shit was wrong with herself and then forgot to do so.