Did you get bored with life under the bridge?

Next thing you know WaPo will be running an article on rising health costs related to college women's ever loosening vaginas. "Sales of purses plummet as college-educated women start storing things in their ruined vaginas"

For me, this was going to come down to whether white women saw themselves as white first or women first. I've gotten my answer.

Look, I'm working on it, Ok?

Everything's bigger in Texas, including constitutional violations.

Donnie stepped into the bedroom, shrugging off his leather jacket and sauntering to the bed, where Jenny lay, emitting a coy little giggle at his approach. As he slid down onto the soft, yielding mattress, she rolled onto her arched back, tingling with anticipation.

"Talk dirty to me, Donnie," she croaked.

Donnie…

It's a 90's PAR-TAY

This article actually points to a larger problem with how we, as people, live our lives in the US: defined mainly by our occupation. I hate this stuff, because it's so dehumanizing and reductionist. These arguments all miss the goddamn point: we are all people, and people aren't summed up in simple titles. I am not…

Good news for winter babies: you're way more likely to be able to turn water into wine.

Let's just all throw her in the category of "brilliant drag performance" and then not get mad.

It really speaks to the growing class divide in this country that so many of us (me included!) can't even imagine how people can afford to have children. And I'm not talking children + expensive summer camps + 5+ bedroom mansion + designer diaper bags. I am a really minimalist, low-maintenance person. Like, I'm an old…

"Over a 10-year period, that isn't a huge amount of money," Heinrich said, "compared to what you save in welfare paying for these unwanted children – as they procreated more."

UGH. McCain is a dick. My famously conservative grandfather served with him, it was the only time I heard him speak of a fellow Army man with anything other than respect, and said he was a "womanizer and asshole" ...

I for one, fully endorse "getting in close" when you are flirting with me. How else will I be able to jam my heel into your instep with the force I want if you're not all up in my personal space?