I wish I could pretend I didn't know what it looked like. I was in a position where I could see everything—ALL OF IT.
I wish I could pretend I didn't know what it looked like. I was in a position where I could see everything—ALL OF IT.
You know what sucks? Trying to have some sexy time a month after your partner saw all of that mess. I was physically up for it about four weeks later, but my husband still wasn't mentally ready, and I can't really blame him. With every push, I was shitting all over the place. It was like soft serve. And then there was…
Oh, it's not a threat when it's kind of funny to some people (or even when it's not). GOT IT! THNX BRAH!
"some sort of pseudo-tribal psychological voodoo"
I was just thinking, I don't think I've ever seen any woman not give a fuck better than a black woman in Brooklyn. So now this sounds like a case of columbusing...
That's the face I want to see poking out from under the sheet while my legs are in stirrups.
If this law passes, you can do it without fear that your pharmacist will call your boss first to make sure it's okay with him/her if you fill your monthly prescription for birth control. See! The Republican party isn't anti-woman! They LUUUUUV them some women!
I also have kids, and I do feel bad for the mom. So it appears we've reached an impasse...
I look forward to being a gluten-free hipster. I was doing it before it was cool, and long after it stopped being cool.
I never quite understand why people need to get up other people's asses about what they eat. I get this all the time because I have a really sensitive stomach and I find that if I don't eat certain grains (mainly wheat, oats, and barley) or dairy products, I don't have horrible, debilitating stomach cramps,…
The two times in my life that I've met another Faith, I've been like, too weirded out to ever talk to that person again.
Abso-fucking-lutely. This is what pisses me off about the "kids are too spoiled/kids shouldn't be policed" dichotomy. There's such a wide spectrum here, because kids aren't just puppies to be housebroken, or little adults that you can reason with perfectly. If my son wants his green sippy cup instead of his blue one,…
That's what pisses me off about this story—the group should've called the police in the first place. Leaving your crying kids in a hot car for a haircut is straight up child endangerment, not forgetfulness. So this group just wanted to feel self-righteous and superior.
My husband and I joke about how if we ever got divorced, my MIL would sit me down with her legal pad to list off all the ways I'm destroying humanity because Sean Hannity said blah blah blah...
I can't decide if this troll is a man or my mother-in-law...
Yeah, man. The fact that he had a history of violence and was only allowed visitation with his own kids under supervision by a psychologist—but was STILL able to legally buy a gun—has absolutely nothing to do with the fact that he went on a violent rampage and shot two adults and five children. Abso-fucking-lutely…
So I'll sum up this rant now: "men good! Women bad! BAAAAD WOMEN!"
All right. I've had enough of you and your bullshit. Let me save you the hassle of spouting out every God damned Fox News talking point: "marriage good—divorce bad! Because marriage good—divorce bad! UNGA BUNGA! WELFARE QUEENS! BENGHAZI!"
WUT. IS UP WITH THAT HAIRCUT?
California has it pretty down pat. 12 weeks of disability at 55% of your monthly pay. The reality is that the vast majority of jobs in the U.S. are created by SMBs generating less than $200K a year. It's really not feasible to suggest that small businesses should foot the bill for 12+ weeks of paid leave. It needs to…