Ha! I had a feeling I was getting that wrong...
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No! Totally different creeper! Not much better looking either :-/
He seems to be going for the Bay City Rockers look...
The brother was a high school teacher, btw.
True story: a couple months ago an old roommate of mine sent out a mass email asking for donations to his brother's defense fund. His brother had been arrested for "allegedly" having sex with one of his students, but his family didn't think he was guilty. So I look it up and the guy actually confessed to sleeping with…
I'm more freaked out by his hair. Even if he had normal eyes, I'd be like "you and your crazy hair can walk right the fuck out."
I think that's part of it, but it goes a lot deeper than that. These women are able to become stay-at-home wives and mothers right out of high school/college (because some of them actually DO go to college, surprisingly) because they are part of an elite, privileged group that gives them/their husbands the means to do…
I never really thought of him as hot before and now all I want to do is bone him. Like, so bad. I WANT TO HAVE HIS NEXT BABY! (After I have the one I'm currently cooking.)
GOD, it's always number two! My husband and I talk about this all the time because we both come from super conservative Christian/Catholic families. We were vilified for living together by our parents—even though EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM did it too. But in their case it was always "God understood that we were going to…
My mother-in-law had a similar if slightly more on-the-nose allegorical sex ed lesson where the girls passed around flowers. By the time the flowers made it around the room, they were browned and wilted, which is what her teacher said happens to you if you have sex with too many people. That was in the '50s—I can't…
Uuugghhhh. That's about the most depressing thing I've ever heard. There goes my Friday.
"He was taking multiple drugs, including Ambien, for his mental troubles and yet he was still able to purchase a $579 gun from a Guns Galore store in Killeen, Texas."
That's what I got from that too. I heard "I'm not telling YOUR wife to get a c-section because she belongs to you. MY wife has to get a c-section, though."
Ehhh, sort of. I was hoping for a little more "I was wrong and what I said was ignorant because science," rather than the "I'm not telling YOU to go get a c-section" bit. But meh, at least it's something, not like that Mike Scary-Teeth Francesca.
Nope. I don't think these situations ever end well. The chimp got old and grouchy and started biting people. Then he got out and husband's grandpa went out and shot him. Really fucked up shit.
My husband's grandfather wanted another baby and his wife said no, so he got a pet chimp. BECAUSE HE WAS FUCKING CRAZY.
Wait, now I have to know how that happened.
Maybe the state shouldn't allow people to own chimpanzees and other dangerous wild animals as pets? I don't know CT's laws on that or if there even is a law on that. I'm guessing that if complaints were filed and nothing was done, then the state essentially turned a blind eye, which—yeah, they should be held…
Well, okay. I mean, if you don't think it's a cliche, that's fine. I disagree with you, not because their relationship is somehow "wrong" just because she's younger than him, but because the "middle-aged man leaves his partner for a much younger woman" IS a pretty tired trope.