What about eating broken glass while riding a mechanical bull? Is the jury still out on that? I wish I'd researched that more before getting pregnant...

I'm a business/technology reporter and techies are pretty awful people. One guy called me an "insufferable cunt" because I said that iPhone is better than Android.

I love the old white dude mantra of "let's focus on our similarities instead of our differences." Yes—we need to start uniting over our shared dead-eyed, balding, white maleness—not quibble over things like "vaginas" or "ethnicity."

Sigh. I feel exhausted after reading this. Yes, please PLEASE, ladies, can we get some more personal responsibility and common sense? My GOD, if we'd just quit doing things like wearing short skirts, sending suggestive winky emoticons, or leaving our homes—shit like this wouldn't happen!