We’re gonna need shotguns and a lot of rock salt.

And in Missouri it’s a MOFO.

Good point. The panels will act as an antenna, conducting the 5G signals into the water supply and into our homes!

Now if they could only find a way to quickly get the passengers off the plane without them causing damage and disruption.

And you hope that staring at it doesn’t make your eye Sting.

“He who removes the barnacles from this sword shall be the Barnacle King!!”

So Zuck is not targeting kids??? Right.

And two days later, they can track our sewage treatment plant.

There’s no such thing as burden-of-disproof.

I would say a Tombstone-style horizontal spinner is more effective, but on Mars, we won’t know until we try it.

That was the 60's, my friend.  Hip-hugger jeans and belts.  And they wouldn’t want to cover up her tiny waist, now would they?

Not complete without....

If they sell it in Germany, will it be a Wasser Flosser?

Who would believe a single, rogue, lone-wolf watermelon scientist?

Same dinguses who thought a wall would keep immigrants out.

Quantum vacuum: