You just invented wireless power transmission.

The “evil but not stupid” theory. I like it.

If there is one of MLK, I suspect he will leave that one behind.

Actually I was trying to take some heat off the pangolins.

Kung Flu..... spread by pandas.

Sometimes I am surprised the Earth is still blue and green.  I somehow expect it to start turning brown any day now.

I think I would prefer that all legit supporters be able to attend.

Correct. Most people’s planning horizon does not extend past the end of the month. Rising a few rungs up the ladder is a sort of litmus test that you might accept partial payment in equity.

Are we sure the gesture doesn’t mean “I’m going to put you under my knee!” ?

Our local grocery store already sells chicken breasts that are as big as your head. Pretty scary, actually.

I’ll see your hash-browns in the sandwich, and raise you Arby’s Spicy Fries (available frozen at your grocer) in your egg-bacon-cheese breakfast burrito.  Just bake the fries as instructed on the package first.

....And breathing through them.

Jeez. So the human body is not like a car engine or a vacuum cleaner. Who knew?

I gladly sacrifice some clarity for better sleep.

This just in from the Department of Low Expectations:     For a dog breeder, it sounds like he didn’t do all that badly.

Priorities, man!

I haven’t been in a bank for several months, but I assume that some might require you to lower your mask just long enough for cameras to capture your face.  Of course, only law-abiding citizens who do NOT intend to rob the bank would comply with this.