Shields up.

You should always install a screen protector.

“Me and my buddy were out clubbin’ one night, and we spot this cute chick. But her big ugly sister kept gettin’ in our way.”

I suggest she “purge” in Trump’s general direction.

I would love to do a 3D printable of this,  if anyone knows where to get an orthographic drawing of it.

Commemorative actions figures will be available

Snail torture porn.   That’s a new low, even for the interwebs.

“sesquizygotic”

How many pics do you expect them to get while whizzing by at 58,500 km/h ?

1) Locate a landing area with minimal rocks.

No more than 5 seconds elapses between him appearing on TV and my changing the channel - no exceptions.   The brazen stupidity is toxic to me.  I would need to be heavily sedated to get through a SOTU.

See you in HEL.

I like Liz. I wish she had a chance in hell of winning. I hope I am wrong. 

She can’t afford a REAL robot?   We are not PAYING HER ENOUGH!

Thus began the great migration....  when the first stoners couldn’t find their cave.

“You can have your phone back when you finish your homework.”

I thought it was from all those people starting up their new christmas Pelotons all at once.

Hold on a second.  So they are afraid of mercury in vaccines, but mercury in the air is OK?  Fuck these people.