The problem with a physical wall is, that there will always be breaches. And you can’t predict where they will be. You need electronic surveillance to find the breaches anyway, so why not just jump directly to that solution and skip the expensive wall-building?

Aren’t all superpowers also burdens?

“It would seem that all status is normal”

The military had to move all of their planes ahead of the storm - it’s a shame they were empty. A C5 could carry a lot of chickens.

“We need a linguist,  an explosives expert, and a really good sushi chef...”

I clicked to hear someone say they would name their band “Cyborg Wallaby”.   Disappointed so far...

I would love for them to uncover some ancient documents where the artist states “I sure wish we had some really bright paints so we could celebrate Jesus’ birth properly”.

Yeah, yeah, that’s my excuse, too.

Nice, but he needs to learn how to get rid of the red-eye.

See... the FBI can do stuff. Screw you, Trump !

New rocket fuel found by SpaceX engineers.

These are stronger. They can hold women.

Well, at least he has been filing something.

If it turns out that this woman had already been dead for two days, I am going to be seriously skeeved out.

There is no greater insult.

It never fails. As soon as I like something, they stop making it.