Sweet.

Sweet.

Orange IS the new black.

Yep.

If this has a brushed/satin finish, don’t buy it. They are very hard to clean. Buy a Victorinox instead. It has a polished finish that practically cleans itself.

If this has a brushed/satin finish, don’t buy it. They are very hard to clean. Buy a Victorinox instead. It has a…

Probably going to McDonalds.

Of course Clovis should oversee our food. He is King of the Franks.

May this be the last time Hispanics get played...

“You really must try the meatloaf. You really must! “

“Fashism” You missed it entirely.

Are they all turning orange? Fuck.

Compounding is magic. Buy index funds, then sit back and watch them sparkle. Just tell yourself that the red sparkles are just as cool as the green ones. Over time, you will have more green than red.

Can someone create a gif that has the bugs from “Braindead” crawling into Spicer’s ear. I think that would be awesome, but I don’t have the skills to do it.

Was it a SPARKLY foam dumpster?

Sometimes I think the whole “checks and balances” thing might just have been the best idea our founding fathers had.

Need the foam earplugs to keep the cat from waking me.

Turn around in a circle once, and repeat this phrase:

Bey and Once’