FairWitness
FairWitness
FairWitness

Chop it down and build a rickshaw to carry your grandma around in. Win-win.

So.... Hoverboards ?

Still tryin’ to lift that hammer, huh Hawky? Bwahahaha !

Best place to have a burger.

Fixed it for you...

“ How have these creatures not taken over the planet yet?”

It has been proposed that the genetic mutation that gave humans less muscle power than chimps was necessary for our brains to grow larger and pave the way for greater intelligence. This was because the chimp jaw muscles restrict the growth of the skull, and consequently, brain size. I think I saw this mentioned on

Orange IS the new black.

A hack truther and a truth hacker. Or maybe just a hack.

They help even more after you pull them off...

Wine was measured in “baths” ??

I would eagerly try the candy in that piñata.

Run ! Run for your lives !

That’s why you run everything by the end user, or whomever controls the budget. “Good enough” may be determined by the point at which they get sick of testing the blasted thing.

BS in PolySci, and a year of ChemE... you should go to Washington. Trump might hire you as his science advisor. Wait, are you also a billionaire?

As an engineer, I can tell you that we often have to settle for “good enough”, because perfection takes too long and breaks the budget.

Yep.

More like I-will-defend-anything-you-do-because-nobody-else-in-the-world-loves-me-and-you-remind-me-of-my-sob-father-who-was-the-only-person-who-cared-enough-to-hit-me men.

If this has a brushed/satin finish, don’t buy it. They are very hard to clean. Buy a Victorinox instead. It has a polished finish that practically cleans itself.

If this has a brushed/satin finish, don’t buy it. They are very hard to clean. Buy a Victorinox instead. It has a

Trump apparently runs his administration like Sons of Anarchy - you can get away with any manner of stupidity as long as you are loyal. But the first act of disloyalty gets you expunged. I guess he needs some criteria, since competence and knowledge of the law seem to mean nothing to him.