May this be the last time Hispanics get played...

“You really must try the meatloaf. You really must! “

“Fashism” You missed it entirely.

Are they all turning orange? Fuck.

Compounding is magic. Buy index funds, then sit back and watch them sparkle. Just tell yourself that the red sparkles are just as cool as the green ones. Over time, you will have more green than red.

Can someone create a gif that has the bugs from “Braindead” crawling into Spicer’s ear. I think that would be awesome, but I don’t have the skills to do it.

Was it a SPARKLY foam dumpster?

Sometimes I think the whole “checks and balances” thing might just have been the best idea our founding fathers had.

Need the foam earplugs to keep the cat from waking me.

Turn around in a circle once, and repeat this phrase:

Bey and Once’

So make your own carpender, Kate. You obviously want to.

He’s really channeling John Hinkley there.

“Judge reveals Weiner warrant.”

Call it the Tahitian Tickler. Please.

It looks like they designed the compound to make it really hard for rescue ‘copters to land. We were fortunate Osama was not that smart.

So much Backpfeifengesicht !

tldr; but I think Tilda is the coolest thing since things were invented.

Shouldn’t they be called “movement” lights?

Shouldn’t they be called “movement” lights?