I like it. I know for a fact that a croissant rising in the house of Starbucks will have a lot more influence on my day than the positions of the planets.

Just don’t put it in your Louis Vuitton handbag.

You are right, of course. Unfortunately, the only way to insure that is to let him/them do something horrendous.

The man who will bring us the Blade Runner-esque future we all want so badly. This guy needs to be defeated and fade away as a footnote in history. Then later generations can erase the footnote.

Buddy McButtDial

Hey, I live near you, Mr. FBIVan #5

Gimme that !

What could go wrong?

“The monkeys had cheat sheets.”

So if I GLOC, the GCAS will pull the G-stick and save my G-Ass.

I’m pretty sure “asshole” covers that.

Burros ? Burros ?

If it was a Galaxy Note 7, you could just listen for the fire trucks.

“Florida man...”. Yup.

Cool.

This is what comes to my mind when I hear “Senate”.

Stop that singing.

I would think you could start a rumor in China that it’s flesh is an aphrodisiac and prolongs life, and it would then be hunted into oblivion.

Survive, or survive not. There is no “supposed to”.

We should keep sending her good thoughts to drown out the haters.