Oh, no... I am the good witch from the South.

It looks like Rock Hudson and Aubrey Hepburn to me.

Yes, firearms come with a safety - it’s too bad people don’t.

SG-1 had to take on Anubis again. It always leaves a mess.

“My God, Bones... What have I done?

Excellent. I also like Nightcore’s version:

I wish she would do more stuff with Lzzy Hale. “Shatter Me” was amazing.

If you buy this type of blade, you should test them immediately. One pair of this type did not work on our van because the blade was too stiff and did not conform to the windshield, leaving a gap in the middle where the blade did not contact the glass.

If you buy this type of blade, you should test them immediately. One pair of this type did not work on our van…

Hooligans will find it, and it will end up like poor HitchBot.

Is no one calling it a stargate?

The first person got burned, then 39 others followed anyway? What kind of brainwashing is done at these seminars?

For Sale: Two story home, previous owner trained robots, needs paint.

Sometimes freshly ground Starbucks coffee smells like cat urine to me. Am I insane?

Your pithiness indicates sarcasm, right?

#ladieswithballs #pointsforthinkingbig

Do NOT fill with glitter. Just sayin’.

“Bring the device to me, NOW”

“Dear Hillary,

Nothing oddly about it.

Nothing oddly about it.