Captain Johnson jumped off the Maid Of The Mist.
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What does “any Johnson jumping off Niagara Falls” mean?
I feel like today and tomorrow are going to be like running a marathon—these hearings, tomorrow President-Elect PT Barnum holds his first press conference to distract us from the hearings, and tonight President Obama’s speech. I’m tired already.
He doesn’t remember any KKK awards? I bet he thinks about them every time he takes a shower.
Richard Blumenthal is the hero 2017 needs.
Oh, wow, my baby sis had a rabbit that would do that when she was in high school. He really didn’t discriminate - he’d hump the shit out of anything remotely fuzzy - so sometimes to entertain her teen-aged friends, she’d toss an old stuffed animal on the ground in front of him, and he’d go to town on that.
My cocker spaniel used to hump my cat. I’d yell at home to get off but one day o realized she was making no effort to get away despite her claw advantage. So I just let them do whatever.
My congressional rep’s webpage says that he only responds to questions from constituents. As I live in a very blue state, my phone calls/emails are basically just encouraging him to show up and vote against stuff he likely already would anyway.
Bambi: Midnight Deerboy
No I was(am) a dick and I never told her how to stop him, partly because I hate(d) her and partly because it always made me giggle.
So people get paid to watch animals fuck in the name of science?
Farmer Wilson walks over to Farmer Jones’ place and says
it would behoove you to hide after that comment.
My chihuahua used to hump my cat.
Really, they are even better than Russian dashcam videos ... and that is saying something!
It almost makes me want to buy a row of extra legroom seats and stretch my 4'10" frame out in them.
Clearly, bird law is in effect here. It’s in the skies, where bird law is king.
He’s rich enough to have a rep speak for him but not willing to pay an extra $50 for the extended leg room? I wonder if he was so thrifty when he could expense his flights.