He’s a wonderful man. I met him this summer, and he’s just nice and he has this incredible charisma, and he smells really good. And his hair—it’s every bit as lustrous as it seems on camera.

Excuse my cynicism, but I guess it’s fire sale time. Everything must go. Obama’s about to go Oprah’s Favorite Things up in this mugs. Pardons, apologies...smoke ‘em while you got ‘em.

To that end, did you ever see Trump’s statement, in 2005, when Elton John married his partner? It’s downright giddy. This is a kind of a super nice (if typically name-dropping — something tells me it actually bothered him that he wasn’t invited to the wedding) version of Trump that I don’t think it’s possible we will…

Oh Captain, My Captain!

This would be so much better if it didn’t feel like we’re moving backwards. Still the right thing to do though.

Oh god I’m going to miss him.

Remember that Native American delegate who wouldn’t cast his votes for Clinton if she won because he didn’t think she would do anything to further Native American welfare?

Trump is trolling with these appointments.

Ok this got longer than I expected, and took over an hour but here we go.

We need a thread of these.

Well they weren’t wrong.

Wouldn’t it be nice if one day we had a Native Senator in charge of Native affairs?

Make America Grift Again

3. Will they benefit corporations or the 1% of the 1%? 4. Will they benefit Russia/Putin?

here’s what he really meant: “I look forward to fucking over Indians to make my buddies a couple more dollars than they would have made anyway.”

Probably coated in small pox

MAGA = Make America Gag Again.

This probably couldn’t be much of a bigger FUCK YOU to Native people short of involving Howitzers.

I swear, it’s like Trump is picking his administration officials based on their irony scores.