@spartan1138: No, in order for it to be dark humor it'd have to be humorous in the first place. It's not, it's freshmen humor. Also, the irony in you saying "God" did all of this, and then thanking "God" that your friends are fine isn't lost on me.

@hagren: And he never said anything about how it was. "Call me old-fashioned, but when I pay for something, I like to actually own it. I don't like paying just for permission to play their game." That was his opinion, your post had nothing to contribute about his opinion.

@hagren: I have to disagree with you on the whole "he deserved it" thing though. All that he said was something about selling their soul to the EA devils, and that warrants a ban on him playing his single player game? If even for a short while, it's crossing a boundary.

@hagren: Yeah I love Mass Effect, it might be my favorite series of all time. Well, okay MGS still holds that, but it's still damn close.

@drizzt_rocks: Ya, an earlier kotaku article said that EA made Bioware rush DA2. Jeez.

@Tomsta_666: Uh, he legitimately bought the game from EA before he made the comment post, and buying from EA makes him a tool? I wonder how people like you have stars sometimes. Reading comprehension is your friend.

@Makidian: Porn is nothing like real sex though. If they hired two porn actors, then the sex scene would just be the guy getting the girl to do stuff for him. Dragon Age's is still terrible, but the porn actor alternative ain't much better.

@Cursed Frogurt: Wow, you didn't like it? I thought it was the second best Burnout game, next to Burnout 3. (Of course I say this in jest, I know it's not part of the series, but it's Criterion, it might as well be Burnout, and it was a hell of a lot funner than Paradise[yes I said funner])

@Sir Beefychu: Haha, that song is so catchy

@Sihaya: You're an extremely brave person to tell that story, and I'm so glad that you made it out of there. The same thing happened to my mom in the abusive category, and she says getting out was one of the best things she ever did.

@bigmil87: Yeah, one of the biggest things that no one really mentions is the fact that on the new site, you don't see related articles anymore with #tags. It was really useful for getting around to past articles, like #Uncharted or #3DS

@Elvoril: Honk! Oh yeah, this way I can see my replies too :D

@pwheeler: Ouch, hating on Sony products and never getting into the PS1/2/3 because of some faulty radios in the '90s? Oh well, your loss. The PS2 was my top favorite console, well maybe the SNES but the two are very close.

@BubbleF**kingBuddy: Bubblebuddy you rock, I go to comment but see you have already commented with what I was feeling. Also yay for ca.kotaku.com being back to normal Kotaku!! :D :D :D :D

@Altima NEO: NEO, are you sure you meant to say SF3? SF2 or SF4, but I'm pretty sure SF3 was poorly recieved. Also, YAY for ca.kotaku being back to normal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BIG difference, I hate when people make these worthless comparisons. One, Bejeweled was never supposed to be a replacement for hardcore games, and two, NO ONE was leaving a major development studio to make the next Bejeweled.

He's done it a long time, and a damn good job he's done. He'll always be my favorite Joker.

Yeah, the novelty of the idea has been done already and with far more characters in Mugen as everyone else said. Oh well.

It works well for Spidey though!!

I might, but only in a big DLC pack that was on sale. Because how the characters look is a much bigger thing than in Mass Effect/2. BTW, Lair of the Shadow Broker is one of the best DLC's I've ever bought haha