After spending the last 25 minutes looking at this picture, I voted yes.

I can't tell if Tom Scocca is great at his job or horrible at it and I don't know if that is my fault or his.

David Stern 2011.

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For more insight, we now turn things over to our resident hostage expert.

Little Giants is also the name of Eli Manning's 1 member club within the Giants organization. Headquarters are located in locker room’s permanent blanket fort.

Whenever the Hornets score over 100 points this year, a team represntative will pretend to give Chris Kaman beef jerky.

They wouldn't be the Blazers without extreme disappointment.

Tom Cruise Wants To Team Up With David Beckham For Action, Movies

Sandusky found out the hard way that small colleges do not teach small people.

Can't they find three 7th grade boys teams to fill the open spots?

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TheDavidStern

Do you want to stand on shaky ground?

That's not a centaur, it's a gelding.

Kids, thanks to Monday night football you almost had Christmas this year.

that $15 Chick-fil-A gift card. That's, like, six chicken biscuits.

Being a parent to small children means that every day has at least one extended period of SUCK.

Does it not come with a mask?