In Turkey all Armenian recruits are retired before they even see the gym.

@reggie_bush:

Who are the 1%?

You try to fight at 105 without cutting weight.

I love guys like that.

New Reality Kings Star Anna Benson

BONUS SCENE

Jesus clearly made Tebow a shitty NFL quarterback to test our faith.

"difficult to classify them and identify their members and migration patterns."

10 years later, Eddy Curry can finally do work in the paint.

Dear one of my 11 children,

gutsy comment

Jay Mariotti will of course be played by Max Hardcore.

A representative for Beazley Insurance Co. assured Bud Selig that everything on their end was "super cool."

The last time I saw somebody that scared to get hit was the last time my wife had an opinion.

I haven't seen a fight that weak since the last NBA fight I saw.

I initially thought it might be a WNBA player, but she looks a little too comfortable with a hose in her hand.

Sorry, I don't know my gardener's name.

"I'm a cheerleader," he said. Everyone backed away slowly.