This is true.

One morning, shortly after I had been hired full time, one of our editorial fellows, Dan, sent an email to Tommy and me, explaining that he would be a little bate late getting into work because he’d been mugged the night before, and was still sort of getting himself together. Tommy emailed him back, telling him to…

Just Like Your Girlfriend, Ciara Is Having Sex

I’m pretty sure even Jesus would be banging her, Russ.

Seriously, I had a boss who would’ve taken ALL the credit for this. Not only does giving this kid credit help, but it could get him a job elsewhere. So yeah, shout out to Kerr for this x 10000 for fostering a culture where guys speak up and participate and feel valued.

Shout out to Kerr for giving the video guy credit.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

A League of They’re Owned

That’s a really underhanded thing to do.

Godspeed

You mean Chris Kluwe?

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Dear tips@deadspin.com. Please turn this into words on a page so that I can consume it. Sincerely, 85% of your readers.

I'll give you all a real deal on my Cotton Consommé - just $7 a cup. It promotes ketones, removes toxins in your bloodstream, and offers a natural immune boost.

And for one final time, everyone overlooks Neice Denise. Uh-gain.

Idiots! That's California!

I haven't read this article, nor do I care to read it in a fair and meaningful way, but I fully agree with Doc's position on a blanket ban of gay marriage in these United States. Moreover, he's absolutely correct that Obama should be prosecuted for treason, and his staunch opposition to the scourge of reverse racism…

blue track suit with a giant russian style fluffy hat on. I can't imagine it's too difficult to find a guy dressed like that

Q: What's black and white and read all over?