The message is clear: if you're going to have sex, you make damn sure it's non-consensual. You can't rape the willing.... Remember that and maybe you'll get bounced up to varsity.

From surfing to dating to casting, Hannah Cornett's entire "career" has had her face down on a couch.

Their new cd is solid. How about this one:

BOOM

Suspenseful best young sportswriter DUAN...

I just look at the pictures.

Here she is hammered on some NBC show called "Identity."

First time with a prostitute?

Another classic CPSL moment, this time from a Simmons mailbag:

But then it started. "Why does he use so many ellipses?" "I can't stand the puns!" "The rap references are getting old." "I'll bet he makes up those stories."

Arnold Palmer + Whiskey. Hangover's gone.

I'm thinking about becoming a devout faith healer. Thoughts?

Mariotti also rewinds a career filled with powerful experiences, fond memories, cautionary tales and a relentless trail of tumult and personal hardship all in the unique and provocative medium of Burnt Sienna Crayon.

Maybe Buffalo Wild Wings can delay the game for me for 45 minutes.

What is the meaning of this.... It's only 4:20 on the west coast and I'm still at work.

Justin Bieber Is A More Dedicated Sports Fan Than You; Actually Reads Sports Radio Interviews on Deadspin

We don't need a bunch of cats in here—"meeeooow!"—lookin' in the mirror. "I look gooooood, I got my extra bands on, I got my other shoes"—Be a dog! We don't need no meows, we don't need no cats. We need more dogs.

Here’s The Tom Brady Uggs Commercial That Will Err On Monday Night Football