This is Wizard Cat's year.

John,

I'm at work with no sound. This is what YouTube's transcribed audio came up with. Does it make more or less sense?

Ma in the front, Pa in the back

Have you ever put a GoGurt in the freezer?

Where can I download this book for free?

Hurricane Irene was bad for Deadspin

also known as a wheelchair, mobility scooter, or Jazzy, depending on your local parlance

This wasn't what LeBron had in mind when he requested a few jump-off options in Barcelona.

Are you related to Stev_D?

+1

[x] Standard Blackjack hand

Accidentally drowned in a pool. Took a trip in a car. Casey Anthony is my mother.

A Gaggle Of Clever Sportswriters Is Starting A Long-Form Web Concern

From where would you recognize David Walton?

Sorry I don't have my homework Ms. Nelson... I ate my dog last night.

Kid, you're not even close to rock bottom. In 20 years you'll be writing about comedy on a sports blog.

We're just waiting on the wings, ready to take over the KFC East.

Is it possible that Franklin and Bash is called something else? I can't find it anywhere on the Nielsen ratings.

...a bus boy will press charges against Edwards shortly.