I watched a NBA preseason game-cast last night. What do I win?

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Oregon/UCLA this Thursday will crush Rangers/Giants.

@Gourmet Spud: Only in Canada.

@Tulos_Mullet: +1

@Baroness:

opulence, ect

opulence, ect

@cudthecrud: In my experience, the time from a play being blown dead and the next snap is almost exactly 30 seconds.

@David Hume: Some guy on a forum said Scientific Atlanta deliberately removed the capability. That blows.

this shit's comcastic

I'm guessing Blood Week is a little bit different over here at Jezebel...

@MarkKelsosMigraine: Baseball's like It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia: some people really seem to enjoy it and I have no clue why.

Verde: A

AJ, will you post Lindsey L's contact information? She's my solemate.

I’m addicted to Drew Magary’s operatically profane NFL "Jamboroo," I enjoy idiocy and eye candy enough to watch a four full minutes of this Florida Gator football braggart and I will never vote Nightmare Ant into the Deadspin HOF.

To: adaulerio@deadspin.com

dick:deadspin::iphone4:gizmodo

@David Oliver: I think that's the point.

Everyone knows Vicodin gives you whiskey dick.

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