Michael Westen: [voice-over] Breaking into a house? You want to look like a legitimate visitor until the very last minute. Find an old jersey, preferably an Onterrio Smith Ducks jersey. Put it on. If you can't look legit, confused works almost as well. Take a dry bath. If you get caught, you just look confused and…

@Sheed's Bald Spot: Pour one out for CPSL.

@Tulos_Mullet: Wait for the movie. Obviously.

@dont-forget-where-you-came-from-cheese mac: +1

WE NEED AT LEAST 7 MORE FUCK LIST POSTS BEFORE THE WEEKEND!!

For context: Sporty Thievz - No Pigeons

Tahoe is west of LA? Bullshit Snapple.

@twoeightnine: Which one's Sarah Donaldson?

this social network movie sure does look like a flop

Because rape is legal in Durham.

@fatalace1: link?

@Steve U: Starcraft 2? Anyone?

You can also jerk off in there.

Anybody else just order a mini-hoop for their room?

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Strange. I know that guy from his weird youtube videos.

Instead of finding a double storm system as expected

@WhatWouldTebowDo?: very nice.

To celebrate their historic moment, the 4 female anchors went back to where it all started: Norby's casting couch.