Shh, don’t let actually reading the article get in the way of a nice shameless defense of the NFL’s concussion protocol.

“How do you know this?”

Aaaaaaaaand the protocol fails again, when it matters most. Man, the NFL just sucks.

“It’s funny to hear a female write about concussions.”

When you have Andy Reid as your head coach, this is what you should expect.

The Chiefs are underrated as a team that consistently shits the bed but holy cow can they poop on a mattress with the best of em

Who among us hasn’t, after our girlfriend or wife has gone to sleep, snuck down into the den to throw a couple of touchdowns to ourselves.

“hideaway book” the name alone tells you how dumb you are for typing this up every year. Short of it containing a magical spell why do these morons not only keep but PRODUCE incriminating shit like this........

Lewis: My job is to win a World Championship

I stared at the “m” on Schefter’s handle in the original tweet for a solid 30 seconds. I even convinced myself it was “r” and “n” momentarily.

You can no more knee yourself in the balls than you can put your elbow in your ear.

• RIDING HIS HORSE WHEN HE FELL OFF AND WAS STEPPED ON BY HORSE ON PENIS

Most of the time I’d rather they be chill about most stuff they call in general, but he did spike it in the other guy’s face. Ironically I feel like had he just stood in there and been like ‘WTF bro?’ and not flopped, Bademosi would have had a better chance of drawing the call.

Pretty obvious flop? Yes.

Uhhhh yeah dude this shit is scary. Wtf neighborhood do you live in? I live in deep NYC and I never think about what penetrates or stops an attacker or whatever the hell you are talking about. Jesus Christ, get a grip.

Thank God somebody is listening to Cris Carter.

How many Eli’s we got on this ship?

Another high priced and hyped-up Apple product that failed to live up to expectations and make its owners very unhappy and with buyer’s remorse....

You guys, don’t blame Apple for making those ill-advised statements. Clearly his internal processor was slowed down by forces outside his control.

Sounds like this guy is rotten to his core.