Current stadiums are closer to Camden than the city hall and the Santa incident occurred in west Philly 33rd and South. Gruden needs a map and or shut up.

Which one’s which?

East Rutherford and Newark are at least 10 miles apart, so not sure how he could confuse those two. One is a swamp, one is a city.

No joke, and no point either, apparently.

As opposed to the rest of the scholars that get “accepted” to Michigan to play football?

quantum uncertainty of true knowledge

Man, the media is really trying to rub his nose in the mess he made.

I’m not surprised. Messing up a math problem and Florida State have long gone hand in hand.

You’re overthinking this. Just play the national anthem.

Lauren, send some Deadspin staffers to do some investigative journalism. Pull the fire alarm and see if he makes it out on foot.

Tells the people who donated the trailer that they didn’t do anything to help. Like I don’t even have a joke to make. The entitlement of this asshole is staggering.

I don’t want to appear unsympathetic, but anyone who gives money or anything of value to Curt Schilling is asking to get played. He’s the updated version of the Nigerian prince.

Big deal. FIFA has been determining outcomes with paper in briefcases for decades.

HOLY SHIT

RIP Wentz’ mobility.

The US is so bad at soccer that it can’t even win its own league championship.

It’s AFC North football, it’s smashmouth, it’s brutal, it’s old school.

HEY EVERYONE DID YOU KNOW THAT MEGYN KELLY RECENTLY MADE REMARKS ABOUT THE RACE OF SANTA CLAUS? ISN'T THIS JUST THE PERFECT TIME TO ALL RECALL THAT SHE DID THAT?

That's clearly not Santa. -Megyn Kelly.