Wait, so you get flagged if you throw the ball 60 yards? Chad Pennington's career is starting to make a lot more sense now.

By my count, Tom, that's 14 people, a bear, two robots, a badger, and a football.

Joe McDonald ‏@ESPNJoeyMac14m

With or without photoshop, Jennifer Lawrence is always welcome.

"Lucic gets game misconduct. Canadian meathead 2 minute minor for embellishment."

I'd love to fight the ass clown that filmed in portrait mode.

You do not want to mess with Lucic.

Here's Alexei Emelin attempting to hit Lucic last year. Emelin didn't skate again for 6 months - and play again for nearly a year.

Pittsburgh fans want him suspended for the year.

"Do you know who I am? No, seriously, I'm asking. I can't seem to remember."
— Eric Lindros

You've got to be a special kind of stupid to willingly fight a guy that gets paid to cave in skulls for a living

Don't feel too bad for that guy - the Sabres just offered him a contract.

I want to see the footage since that gif seems doctored

Ok Megyn Kelly, you own this now.

Good thing Santa is white, wouldn't want this to escalate anymore than it already did.

<i>A meter reader with the utility company called police after assessing the house that was thought to be vacant but suspected somebody was living at the residence.</i>

More accurate:

pkellen2313: [thinks to self, "who wastes all this time doing something that very few people will see and even fewer will appreciate"]

My favorite feature of the Gingerbread Estate is how all of the gingerbread women hold their purses tightly if you add a chocolate cookie to the set

Notice: No one else on the Deadspin has any idea what the fuck Ley is talking about.

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