4 goals and he didn't pull it out. Joe Thronton is embarrassed.

It's actually stranger. Multiple sources on Twitter saying that it's the protective cover for the glass. They couldn't get it off.

Good joke or bad, I have absolutely no patience for people who can't laugh at themselves. Especially highly paid sports figures who earn millions of dollars for doing — lets be honest — nothing of any real consequence.

Best part of this post: Stone IPA.

Getting a win off Ghana hasn't necessarily been the USMNT's stock and trade recently.

Good thing people can't get cable in repurposed refrigerator boxes or else somebody might have seen this.

Long BB to Freedom

I'm sorry, but this whole thread is making me quite uncomfortable with the fawning over "carefully selective breeding for desirable traits" nonsense. Because some for-profit association designed arbitrary guidelines decades ago and maintains a branding monopoly, you think it's perfectly fine to perpetuate this…

Can we write in Pete Rose?

To be honest, though, fighting in hockey is only really a cause for concern when the person getting hit doesn't already have brain damage.

THE CONSEQUENCES OF EXTREME PURE BREEDING

Personally I think Bruins/Habs > Leafs/Habs.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Fuck that shit.
-Vernon Davis

Finally, Mike Tirico is on the receiving end of some harassment!

Those wacky fan-boys at Deadspin bought a Hall of Fame vote from an anonymous (big surprise there) BBWAA member... Wonder what the price of disgrace is these days?

Oh Bleacher report, your attention to detail is floorless.

I can't vouch for that specific Chad Johnson story, but many of my friends live in that part of Cincinnati and attest to Ochocinco being a regular at the Kenwood BW3, that he did indeed pick up people's tabs all the time, and that he also did other "regular neighbor dude" stuff like knock on people's doors to borrow…

Chad Johnson has always seemed eccentric but very human. He seems like the sort of guy you could split a bowl of Skyline Chili with