"Oh suuuure, all well and good when some cracker in Boston pulls this, but when a brother does it, it's... Hmm? 'Duck' boat? Oh. Nevermind."

Boston Barstool is either a brilliant satire or the saddest website in existence.

Now they've learned how to program computer systems...

As a software engineer, I have to take umbrage with your calling "Learn to Code" a mantra of dudebros. It is a smart way to tell people, especially younger people to get into computers.

Uncanny.

Acura Strong.

Tonight, Bobby Valentine is considering some sort of combination of fried chicken, auto ashphyxiation and box cutter to his throat.

Did my mentioning Billy Joel give you that idea?

But the Spanish Flu...

I feel* like WPA gives too much of an edge to late-game heroics, particularly when your own performance earlier in the game can affect strategy (and win percentage!) in the later innings. It's especially pronounced in the case of a guy like Ortiz, where I'd rather have him help produce an early lead and be able to…

Are you going to put asterisks by Reggie Jackson, Mickey Mantle, Willie Aikens and Tim Mccarver, since they have all been linked with use of amphetamines and other stimulants?

going to put an asterik next to Gerhig, because he didn't have to face black pitchers because they weren't allowed in the league??

meh

Shoulda just spelled out "LOST CALF".

In the true spirit of Reddit vigilantism they mistakenly outed this as a Ford campaign at first.

I'm from and live in the Boston area. At worst, I thought the slogan of choice was a little lazy on their marketing department. I think any ad director who introduces "[product]STRONG" should be fired immediately based solely on the fact that it IS played out and isn't creative in the least.

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I did:

Sure. Watch more here, everyone.

Credit really goes to the maker, Tim Thompson, @b0undless. National treasure.