So much better than half the fuckwits at the NFL Network who say "Jag-Wires." Sounds like an ethnic slur.

You have to admit, though, it sounds better when a Brit says "Jaguar."

The Yankees made that mistake earlier this season, referring to certain players as veterans when they should have really been retired.

Yeah it's not really manufactured. Believe it or not, veterans are protective of the uniform they once wore.

Adding insult to injury, it turns out that "Dustin" Pedroia has never cleaned up in his life.

You can't be more misinformed sir! As a fellow Political Scientist, I'm called upon often to render my expertise on all manner of governmental issues facing our society.

She says she cares about her life, yet she's a political science major. Have fun working at Applebee's, sweetheart.

Mincemeat is awful. Objectively it is awful.

Pecans themselves are garbage. Pecan pie looks like a pie crust full of cockroaches and tastes like donkey vomit. Only Klansmen enjoy it.

Native American History X

It's almost certainly just pine tar, which pitchers use on cold, dry nights because the ball is hard and slick, in part because they don't want it to slip out of their hand and hit someone in the head. Teams generally don't gripe about this because there's a mutual understanding that it's in everyone's interests for…

Well the Cardinals can't really be too mad considering they all had Vaseline in their gloves last night as well

Can't say I'm surprised that this dude goes through a lot of Trojans.

This guy knows he's going to be fine. After all, at Notre Dame, it's those on the other side of the camera that have reason to be worried.