“Is you taking notes? On a criminal fucking conspiracy?”

“Billy, get me all of the best stats we’ve got for Marvin Lewis.”

It doesn’t matter if this situation involved Pacman Jones or Derek Jeter: it’s sketchy enough to warrant further explanation. Throwing up an “Obviously...” is doing more harm than good.

Marshawn Lynch went to Berkeley.

How can it take “months” to find a trailer repair guy? If you’re gonna lie, make it plausible.

The hole isn’t completely frozen over. It probably had some uneven spots at the bottom or along the sides that prevented the rubber from going in. At most, there’s an inch of ice they had to clear away and it was probably still pretty soft.

Any non-Torontonian who could watch 94 minutes of this one, please identify yourself.

Ben said after the game, “That’s AFC North football.” The humanity inside me hopes he was making a commentary on the media and the NFL’s marketing machine, but it’s 2017 and I’ve lost all hope.

Women’s Volleyball is probably the third most-followed sport in Hawaii, behind the NFL and NBA. It’s hard to see on TV, but what those girls are doing is WILD.

They all should have been tossed. And there were probably 4 or 5 others who should have been tossed this weekend alone.

That’s not even the best part. After the call, Peters had a full on Ned Braden meltdown: he walked himself to the locker room and gave away a bunch of his equipment as he left. About a minute later, Reid or someone else realized he had left without being ejected and sent an assistant to the room to bring him back out.

Why is she stepping on Toto?

If his brother was the manager, they probably had more cash on hand because he wanted to maximize the amount they’d take. Most Wawas that I’ve been to put bills larger than $10 straight in to a highly secured safe.

Guthrie, maybe. Hoda and Al have been around long enough to hear plenty of whispers that go around the PA ranks.

Depending on your field of work, it’s not an uncommon feature to have an alarm switch under your desk that you can silently flip to indicate an emergency to security. And locks on doors do make a lot of sense, especially when you look at what the lunatic fringe throws at NBC. Hell, imagine if instead of trying to…

Boston suburbs. Irish Catholic family, so 6 old-timers on couches, two dozen aunts and uncles standing, and legion cousins scattered on the floor.

On a per-team basis, yes. His shitbaggery is the most shitbaggery. BUT: don’t forget that Stan Kroenke has been screwing fans on both sides of the Atlantic.

Screw Deerfield and Andover. When I think PG, it’s IMG Academy or bust.

2017 is the year that rich white men realized they’re so rich, their interests no longer align with one another.

Timely.