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F8talparadigm
Dec 19 2016
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I think it’s safe to assume they’re also planning a flashlight add on for this thing.

Sep 22 2016
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I grew up watching TNG with my family every Sunday.. Or whatever day it aired.. Anyway. We watched the series from start to finish. I remember four episodes distinctly and this is one, even though I haven’t rematch the series since it was on tv. This episodes haunted me. Even as a kid, eight or ten, it made me Read more

Sep 21 2016
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I find myself shocked that a game centered around exploration doesn’t have a compass... Which has been a mainstay of exploration for ever. Seriously?

Aug 11 2016
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I’m with you on this. I’m inthe hopes that they upgrade and make it more like a real pokemon game, but every time I capture a poke with that worthless ball capture system I die a little, cause I know they’re not gonna change the entire system after millions of players already diluted the game. It would almost be Read more

Jul 9 2016
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I read all the way through this to see if there was any mention of the benefits of this for space travel. Holy smokes, not one? What website am I on? This would be great for ships having to travel to far away planets and galaxie, extending the distance of our generation ships, or possibly even eliminating the need Read more

Jul 9 2016
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Holy shit. You’re right. Suddenly getting old doesn’t sound so bad. Holy shit. And we’ll have Vr!

Jul 7 2016
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Definitely time for lionshead to start working on a new black and white game.

Jun 4 2016
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Fuck you, Novak. You know that all of these engineering students were defenseless and having to barricade door -because- guns are banned on their campus, right? Yeah, they should probably barricade in place anyway, but had this been an actual active shooter and that guy got in the room what would they do then? Plead Read more

May 26 2016
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Hooooly shit. Thanks so much . I’ve spent three years trying to recreate these here in Taipei and never had success.. I used to make them with my mexican friend who did them with Clamato. No Worcestershire sauce, just clamato and a lot of spices. I never even thought to try that. (soy sauce, for sure, but that doesn’t Read more

May 23 2016
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They actually are pretty acceptable, honestly. And that’s comeing from someone who lived with/as a Mexican for six month drinking real Micheladas every morning.

May 10 2016
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Fuuuuuu.... just the music gives me an itch to play again. Stop, Kotaku, I succesfully made it through rehab and you pull this out?

Apr 30 2016
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No offense, but based on this article I think you’re the person in all of those infomercials that can’t manage life with basic things like knives and blenders. It’s ok, theres products out there for you. ; )

Apr 30 2016
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I lived with(and as a result, as) a Mexican guy for about six months. Micheladas were a breakfast thing, like, every day. I’ve since moved to Taiwan, and I’ve been trying fake one for months. unfortunately, the tomato juice here, in all forms, is sweet, and in no way captures that amazing homemade michelada taste. Read more

Apr 25 2016
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I definitely read the last bit as “angry geeks in skirts” and not what you actually wrote.

Apr 20 2016
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At first I was like “wtf are you talking about?” but thinking about it, yeah.. They really have gone the Green Day route with their overly overtly political lyrics. They should have stuck with their super massive black hole, somewhat Sci-fi-y/concept alumby style. Read more

Apr 18 2016
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Shouldn’t it be Mr. Mcfondlehisballs? Ideas, to each their own I supposed.

Apr 9 2016
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There aren’t enough stars in the world for this comeback

Mar 16 2016
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Ya know, it’s only 1530 where I am, and that’s already enough Internet for today. Thanks for the nightmare fuel.

Mar 15 2016
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I’m pretty blown away by this, actually. I mean, this uncanny Valley jumping has probably been happening for years now, but just now through these vfx reals do I get to see what’s going on, but damn. The entire beginning scene on the free way and with the motorcycle driving was so realistic... Except for the obvious Read more