Fantastic BTSR troll. Well played.

What the fuck

Can you get it with a Hemi?

Instead of, not in addition to.

Work out in the morning.

Fucking Kinja is certainly one way to get into shape...

Good thing Michal J. Fox was there with a camera.

I didn’t realize there was a race series just for relatives of Pastor Maldonado. this is awesome!

My God, what did they do to that interior?

Small guy on a giant GS-A obligatory video:

Beg to differ ! German designed in the 90s go well beyond 200k+ without much trouble. With German cars it usually the electronics which shit on you and thankfully back in the day they had less of those compared to now. The number of computers and sensors on new german cars are insane !

Can’t tell if you’re being ironic or not..

You strike me as the type of person who will dip a toe in the pool and not get in because it’s too cold.

Since when has Samsung plastic wholesale stuff become anything relating to quality or reliability?

They do?

I mean, mine’s at 185k and running fine but, y’know, sure.

Completely disagree. Keep them making stuff with big screens and as few moving parts as possible. Ever see the warranty claim levels on Samsung appliances? My Samsung dishwasher has been replaced twice and has another service appointment scheduled for next week.

I periodically check eBay for a W12 Phaeton and a V10 Touareg. That would be quite a garage to have, though you’d never be able to drive anywhere because they’d be perpetually broken.

And oil...